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Our
Castlevania Conference Review
Made on: September 6th
Nandou2: Hello we are here to talk about CastleVania for the N64!!
Nandou2: I'mmmmmm Rhea!
DragonCass: And I'm Dana!!!
Nandou2: lol!!!!!
DragonCass: double lol!
Nandou2: this is Dana's Dirt...
DragonCass: lol
DragonCass: it sounds nasty!!
DragonCass: lol
Nandou2: and (you say it)
Nandou2: lol
DragonCass: and Rhea's Rumors!
Nandou2: lol lol
DragonCass: here's the dirt on castlevania
Nandou2: And no rumors...
DragonCass: Castlevania fans, rejoice!!
Nandou2: The goulies are back
DragonCass: If you loooooved Castlevania, you'll loooove this!
Nandou2: NOPE!
Nandou2: I looooved castlevania
Nandou2: but not this one!
DragonCass: I didn't like this one
DragonCass: I am not a fan of Castlevania
Nandou2: CastleVania has some serious setbacks...like...
DragonCass: it scared me....
DragonCass: )-:
Nandou2: you need to make it to a certain level before you could save!
DragonCass: I am such a wuss
DragonCass: really?
DragonCass: See, I never got out of the first level so I don't know
Nandou2: heehaw
DragonCass: lol
Nandou2: lol
DragonCass: I was scared!
Nandou2: I was like "DIE BADDIES!!!! TAKE THIS HIIIYAA"
Nandou2: I'm the new Xena.
DragonCass: Fighting off these mummies with my eyes closed, yelling "I'm scared! Help
me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Nandou2: lol
DragonCass: I opened up this giant door...and I knew this was coming....
DragonCass: a big skeleton jumped out
DragonCass: I was hyperventilating!
Nandou2: lol "HIYA Skellie!"
Nandou2: I named him!
Nandou2: He's me new pet
Nandou2: lol no to be serious...
DragonCass: oh god you liked him?
DragonCass: I was screaming!
DragonCass: lol!
Nandou2: This was one Kawaii Skeleton
DragonCass: No he wasn't
DragonCass: he was growling and throwing skellis at me
Nandou2: he whacked his big bone club around....Ba BOOM!
DragonCass: I just ran and ran
Nandou2: more skellies popped up out of the ground
Nandou2: BABOOM "Hi skellies...want to be my new friend?"
Nandou2: LOL
DragonCass: and I made him fall off the edge, but then I was jumped by 4 werewolves or
something
Nandou2: No you know what the scariest thing in that game was for me?
DragonCass: I was like "Aww man this bites!", and jumped off the ledge
DragonCass: I returned it
Nandou2: Getting suicidal there Dana!
DragonCass: what?
DragonCass: I never even made it to the castle...I am pathetic
Nandou2: When you push the skellie of the gap, I kept thinking he would come back and grab
me feeties!
DragonCass: lol
DragonCass: Dana's Ratings
DragonCass: Graphics:
DragonCass: 8.5
DragonCass: a little dark, but kinda neat
Nandou2: Rhea's Ratings:
Nandou2: Graphics: 6.0
Nandou2: Not like Zelda!!!!
DragonCass: Game control: 7.5 you get the hang of it....
Nandou2: No they were crummy, because the buildings were cheap
DragonCass: Plot: 9.0 very good movie material
Nandou2: Game Control: 8.0 ok...fine I guess
Nandou2: Plot:4
DragonCass: Music: What music?
Nandou2: Compare the plot to Zelda or 007 and this barely makes a 4
DragonCass: 0.0
DragonCass: I am not comparing
Nandou2: Music: 1.0...the intro has a violin`
Nandou2: lol lol
DragonCass: Oh yeah, the violin spooked me out
DragonCass: over all rating:
Nandou2: Final Verdict: 2 out of 5
DragonCass: I don't have a calc handy
DragonCass: lol
Nandou2: lol
DragonCass: This game will either be your favorite, or least favorite
Nandou2: This game was BLAH!!!
Nandou2: but some may like it...
DragonCass: you have to decide if you're into that kind of spooky stuff
Nandou2: But WARNING! BUFFY fans will not like this
Nandou2: these characters are NO Buffy Summers
DragonCass: check out my review for my fav game of 97, Mischief Makers
DragonCass: No way!
DragonCass: This wasn't Buffy
DragonCass: and Goemon, my fav game of all time
Nandou2: Uhhh...Dana...is that an add for Mischief Makers?
DragonCass: um....maybe
DragonCass: (-:
Nandou2: lol Babble-girl
Nandou2: lol j/k
DragonCass: hey!
DragonCass: lol
DragonCass: well, it's true
Nandou2: Well we'd better go folks!!
DragonCass: Mischief Makers really hit the mark for me
DragonCass: lol
DragonCass: Yep!
Nandou2: Check out more of our reviews!!!!
DragonCass: I'm tired!
DragonCass: Goodnight!
Nandou2: They ARE COMING SOON!!
DragonCass: Yes they are!
DragonCass: Byyyeeeeeeeeeee
Nandou2: bye-bye
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